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Revealed - All the SNES Classic Mini games rated from worst to best

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  1. OUTL4W

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    All SNES Classic Mini games rated from worst to best


    Nintendo dropped the A-bomb yesterday: The SNES Classic Mini arrives in September, crammed with 21 certified bangerz. Holy guacamole.

    Pre-orders went live on places like Amazon and GAME, sites were battered with hits, social media flooded with anxiety; the fear of missing out coupled with the nervous joy of slapping cash down on a console that can never meet demand. Will you get one? For two hours yesterday productivity across the globe tanked, children went unfed, dates were stood-up in bars, time stopped.

    So yes, as we sit toasting in the fallout, the SNES Classic Mini is an absolute beauty (if you’re in Europe) and comes with two little controllers that we’re understandably coveting. But what of the 21 included games? You’re in luck. We’ve managed to use our collective and unrivaled knowledge of video games that your dad used to play to put those classic games in some sort of credible order, from worst to best. Apart from Star Fox 2, because that hasn’t been released before.

    So brace yourself. There’s no rose-tinted specs here. We’re going in.

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    Kirby’s Dream Course


    No one is buying the SNES Classic Mini for Kirby’s Dream Course. No one is buying the SNES Classic Mini for an isometric golf game starring a little pink spud. We’re pretty sure Kirby’s just here to increase the game count on this retro console up to 21 because it’s a more psychologically attractive figure to put on the box. Sorry, Kirbs.

    Score:8/10
    Price on ebay:$51.99
    Not as good as:Will Harvey’s Zany Golf (Sega Megadrive, 1990)

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    Super Punch-Out!!


    The perspective on Super Punch Out is uglier than its use of two exclamation marks in the title. Your boxer obscures your opponent, fading in and out as you land blows. It’s like you’re dancing with a ghost. It’s a fun game, but this is here to kill a few minutes, not the gripping hours you’ll lose to other games on this list.

    Score:8/10
    Price on ebay:$31.57
    Not as good as:George Foreman’s K.O. Boxing (Sega Megadrive, 1992)

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    Donkey Kong Country


    Rare is over-rated. There, I said it. I mean Donkey Kong Country looks neat, for sure. But Diddy Kong? C’mon, that little prick is the video game Godzooky. Or Scrappy-Doo. What I’m saying is, if Miyamoto thought this game sucked, I’ll trust his judgement.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$27.59
    Not as good as:Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind (Sega Megadrive, 1993)

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    Kirby Super Star


    Now we’re warming up. The pink spud is back, doing what he does best; floating around like a lingering fart, huffing blocks and puking them out. A collection of hit-and-miss mini games, Gourmet Race is standout here – running and scoffing cakes at the same time is surely an American national sport, like competitive hotdog eating.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$116.99
    Not as good as:Rolo to the Rescue (Sega Megadrive, 1992)

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    Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars


    A little bit isometric Mario and a little bit of Final Fantasy. Super Mario RPG is odd but fun. Who knew turn-based battles could work with the little Italian plumber and friends? If you want to be really hipster, this is the game you’ll say you prefer when your mates start the conversation “actually, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is a good game…”

    Score:10/10
    Price on ebay:$159.99
    Not as good as:Wonder Boy in Monster World (Sega Megadrive, 1991)

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    Contra 3: The Alien Wars


    I used to read a lot of American comics in the 90s and they were full of Contra adverts that looked rad as balls. Unfortunately I didn’t read any video game magazines – why would you? – so didn’t realise Contra was stupidly renamed Super Probotector in Europe. As a result I completely missed this. What the fuck is a Probotector?

    Score: 9/10
    Price on ebay: $42.49
    Not as good as: Alien 3 (Sega Megadrive, 1992)

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    Mega Man X


    If you can get over the fact that Mega Man’s head is the same size as his torso I have no doubt you will enjoy Mega Man X. It’s considered one of the best “carts” by SNES “fans” and magazines like Game “Pro”. It’s too easy, too short and is not all that.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$471.33
    Not as good as:Strider (Sega Megadrive, 1990)

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    Secret of Mana


    Secret of Mana is one of the best role-playing games of all time – a fact that is impossible to argue with. It looks amazing, sounds incredible and the original supported three-way co-op, just like yo’ moms.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$112.09
    Not as good as:Dungeons & Dragons: Warriors of the Eternal Sun (Sega Megadrive, 1992)

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    F-ZERO


    Holy shit, Mode-7 scrolling was the shit back in 1990. It was the second coming, and if you wanted to sound like you had your finger on the tech pulse you dropped it into game conversations like parallax scrolling five years earlier. Because in F-ZERO, your hovercar looked like it was blazing into the screen, and then you hit the Super Jet and weeeeeeeeeeee.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$29.99
    Not as good as:Road Rash (Sega Megadrive, 1991)

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    Yoshi’s Island


    Yoshi rules and this is the game that put him on the map. Little hand-drawn dino-dude shits eggs and flutters about the place, carrying baby Mario to freedom. Because he understood that even in 1995 being a full-time parent is a revolutionary act in the face of the corrupt and unfair wage labour economy.

    Score:10/10
    Price on ebay:$69.99
    Not as good as:The New Zealand Story (Sega Megadrive, 1990)

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    EarthBound


    Nintendo threw everything at this oddity; a westernised, real-world, simple RPG with cartoon graphics and satirical aspirations. Everyone says they love it now and praise it for being a classic, but on release and after five years of development it hit the shelves with all the grace of a Hall of Meat inductee.

    Score:10/10
    Price on ebay:$879.99
    Not as good as:Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday (Sega Megadrive, 1990)

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    Super Ghouls ’n Ghosts


    Super Ghouls ‘n Ghosts is still better than any of those tedious Dark Souls games. Don’t @ me.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$124.99
    Not as good as:Ghouls ‘n Ghosts (Sega Megadrive, 1990)

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    Super Castlevania IV


    Simon and his whip are the stars of Super Castlevania IV, a side scroller packed tight with action. This is the kind of game I would play in the 90s rather than go to college, eventually hampering my education, long-term career and social life. It’s the reason I live in a shed in Wales, writing about video games. The pay’s good but I haven’t seen anyone in weeks and something smells around here.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$289.99
    Not as good as:X-Men 2: Clone Wars (Sega Megadrive, 1995)

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    Star Fox


    This was released as StarWing for us European idiots, which didn’t even make sense because foxes don’t have feathers. Anyway, it was a great on-rails shooter with a cool perspective and looked proper “next-gen” before that was even a thing. The kind of game you were jealous of if you had a Megadrive.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$4.99
    Not as good as:Thunder Force 4 (Sega Megadrive, 1992)

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    Super Mario Kart


    It’s no Crash Team Racing, but Super Mario Kart Is Quite Good And Popular Isn’t It? Probably named one of the best games of all time by people who read Edge magazine. All seven of them.

    Score:8/10
    Price on ebay:$69.00
    Not as good as:Street Racer (Sega Megadrive, 1995)

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    Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting


    If Donaldson had written this list he would have put this at number one and who would we be to argue? He’s right in that this is perhaps the best fighting game in all history. It spawned a million imitators, most of which are thankfully six feet under. Play the OG, it’s still got it.

    Score:8/10
    Price on ebay:$35
    Not as good as:Eternal Champions (Sega Megadrive, 1993)

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    Final Fantasy 3


    Apparently this should be correctly numbered as Final Fantasy 6 or something but life’s too short to read wikipedia as to why. I imagine some bore will tell you on a forum somewhere. To be honest I glaze over when someone mentions anything to do with Final Fantasy. It’s a classic apparently. You begin the game as an Onion Knight – imagine the indignity of putting that on your CV, though. That’s a career choice from which you can never turn back.

    Score:9/10
    Price on ebay:$135.00
    Not as good as:Shining Force 2 (Sega Megadrive, 1992)

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    Super Metroid


    More evidence that early 90s Nintendo banged out absolute smashers while other companies looked on weeping at their lame mascots. Samus moonwalks, curls up into a bomb-laying ball, fires in all directions, wall jumps, has x-ray vision and grapples the shit out of planet Zebes. Pure gold.

    Score:10/10
    Price on ebay:$229.29
    Not as good as:Gunstar Heroes (Sega Megadrive, 1993)

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    Super Mario World


    When I first got a SNES it came bundled with Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World and I didn’t buy any other games for about six months. The year was 1994, I was listening to Mass Appeal and Spoonman, wearing Phat Farm jeans and Starter caps. I felt on top of the world. I was a year away from meeting my wife and maybe this contented outlook on life helped me become the person she was attracted to. Oh yeah, baby.

    Score: 10/10
    Price on ebay:$33.11
    Not as good as: Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega Megadrive, 1991)

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    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past


    You don’t need me to tell you this is the best console action role-playing game of all time because you’ve played it and have nothing but feelings of happiness buzzing in your tum-tum. It’s the cherry on the top of the SNES Mini Classic. It’s the nibble on your ear and the whisper between lovers that makes you blush. A Link to the Past loves you back, forever.

    Score:10/10
    Price on ebay:$17
    Not as good as:Landstalker (Sega Megadrive, 1993)




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